

In fact, I defy you to make sweet sweet love to your old woman/old man with this as the soundtrack. Of course, it's really hard to get a boner to Cows music anyway. It was really hard to get a boner over this nude doll when every so often a dudes parts would pop out. The one time I saw them was in 1992 in Athens, Georgia, and he was wearing a blow-up doll.like, the whole doll. Also, lead singer Shannon Selburg's antics onstage ended to upstage the bands music (at least in the early days) and also lend an air of "redneck retard" to the festivities. They came across as somewhat "backwoods" in their approach, as the music was certainly blues based, it also had hints of country. They injected a warped since of humor into some seriously distorted noise rock. Thar she blows, the debut record by Cows, the record that launched a bizzaro band on a bizarro journey. KARP is really good! Heavily influenced by the Melvins! It's like a grungy Big Business or somethin! Your wounds have healed.but the emotional trauma has stamped itself upon your soul. You will cherish the moment you had with the band.reminisce fondly on Scott Jernigan (drums) breathing heavily over you as Jared Warren (bass, vox) holds you down by the midsection and Chris Smith (gits, vox) penetrates balls deep into your cerebral cortex. 'KARP' is an ear-raping experience you will never forget, nor never WANT to forget. Song after song is an orgy of cochleatic-grinding that continues to pummel you across your skull long after the record ends. They were a noisy cacophonous bundle of confusion, humility, and pure-fucking-exuberance. KARP has been remarked (very stupidly in my opinion) as a 'metal band that even indie rockers can love'. Anyway.this is KARP's final, and my favorite, of all their releases.
